Our Policies

Wisemiller's for All

You've heard of Medicare for All, but we've got Wisemiller's for all. Chow down on socialized Hot Chicks and oreo cookies. Who said big government was bad?

Strengthen US-Canadian Relations

No particular reason for why this might the case.

Post Inspiring Stuff on Twitter

Instead of waking up in dread every morning of some tweetstorm from the President, Americans should be able to look forward to seeing tweets from their leaders, like this.

Three Pointers Galore

You know what's fun? Scoring. You know what one of the most efficient ways to score is? Three pointers! This is how we start creating an efficient government.

Abolish the White Jerseys

Teal is clean. Gray is iconic. Dark blue should be the road uniform. But white? Blecccccch. At least we can all agree that more kente is always good. 

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Our Promise to the American People

Our politicians squabble in the halls of Congress, while small towns die, good paying middle-class jobs become a thing of the past, and people are worried about what they’ll do for their families, not about which cable news talking head pundit scores points in some mind-numbing panel discussion.

Pickett and Blair will cut through the nonsense and deliver it to you straight. Georgetown might be ranked 11th by the Big East coaches, but who cares about the opinion of Steve Wojociechowski? Pickett and Blair are gonna put on a show for you this year and give you something to root for. And you can take that to the bank.